An Advertisement

*The following is a paid advertisement* There will be a yard sale at our house on the evening of September 16th and during the day on September 17th.

You should come.

You should buy stuff.

Also, you still have until next Wednesday to bring me your "goods." We'd love to sell them for you.

The monies earned from the yard sale will help us pay for our oh-so-kinda-expensive adoption.

Email me, call me, text me, or show up at my house if you'd like to donate stuff or buy stuff. Creepily stalk me to deposit the green directly into our adoption savings fund. Whatever you fancy. :)

Thanks in advance for all your love and support.

*You will now rejoin your regularly scheduled programing*

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